Weird Tumblr Themes

wastery:

Mom : you are beautiful

Me :

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(Source: wastery, via thats-so-meme)





fascinates:

"if you like someone, just tell them!"

is the worst piece of shit advice you can give to anyone

(via pishposhspice)





white people: this is SO spicy
me: it's water




greetings:

me if i ever get to know my celebrity crush

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(via parkingstrange)





chepibola:

when my mum scolds me

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(via parkingstrange)





phobias:

my interests range from cute puppy’s to hard core sex

(via parkingstrange)





fawnbaby:

Tell me I’m cute or something so I can like roll my eyes at you but then blush when I think about it later

(Source: 949520, via pishposhspice)





hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

(via tr0phydaughter)